You wouldn't believe me if I told you. I have recently been jailed, for utilizing my American given right to PROTEST. I was just standing there, with my sign, protesting -- and thanks to the choads (who were also protesting), being idiots -- I was brutally treated by the local po-lice -- and taken to JAIL.

I just got out this morning... thanks to my good friend and his adequate money stash. My court date is pending - and I am now on "house arrest".

I hope to be able to update you soon -- but don't hold your breath.