Rather than list 4,000 results for the Googlism of BERT, I thought I'd select one of each of the following:
Who is Bert?
- Bert is the bomb.
What is Bert?
- Bert is a mushy in your face red tiger cat.
Where is Bert?
- Bert is finally revealed.
Why is Bert __________? (fill in the blank with whatever adjective comes to mind)
- Bert is ___________, because someone said something nice about him: critic's review